I've been working for years on such a device. As soon as I get the patent process started, I'll o.k. it with Lynn and use this site to unveil it to everyone.
It will fit in the trunk of a car, and you'll be able to hit balls with it.
Bucket,
Copy and save this post- my attorney may need it in the future- and if anything happens to me- please use this as evidence. Please make these notes - "I'll O.K." spelled backwards- that's right - Kill. Notice that he doesn't say everyone and Mike O.!! Make sure that you have them make a thorough investigation of Ted's Trunk for DNA material. Look for my body buried under a cement slab - Note: "Balls" spelled backwards - Slabb!!! When I go missing - sneak over to his house and dig up his driveway - if you don't find me there - head around back to his Patio and dig that up- if I'm not there dig up the foundation!!! You need to promise me - in fact any members that have appreciated - just one post that I've ever made - please commit to following this plan out as one act celebrating my life - if something should happen to me - which I think will happen if I understand the secret codes that I'm seeing in this post.
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Life Goal- Developing a new theory of movement based on Brain Science
Interests - Dabbling with insanity
Hobbies- Creating Quality
Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Mike O.
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Life Goal- Developing a new theory of movement based on Brain Science
Interests - Dabbling with insanity
Hobbies- Creating Quality
__________________ The student senses his teacher’s steadfast belief and quiet resolve: “This is doable. It is doable by you. The pathway is there. All you need is determination and time.” And together, they make it happen.
Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Mike O.
Hello Mrs. O,
I'm fairly new at LBG, I didn't get to know your husband very well yet, but I'm pretty sure he would want me to have his boat and riding lawn mower. Please PM me with your email address. I prefer not to post my shipping address here where the authorities may see it.
Kevin
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I could be wrong. I have been before, and will be again.
Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Mike O.
Mrs. O,
Your husband has been banned from all of golfdom (forums, courses, driving ranges etc.) and has been relocated to a goat petting zoo/mini-golf facility in Tibet. He will not be returning and has asked you to foward all H.K. documentation to me. Do not trust anyone named Bucket who may state claims to Mike's estate. He is a greasy chicken magnate and cannot be trusted. Mike did ask that you ship his Tommy Lasorda Signature Edition Slimfast's to him at once:
Mike O
Lost Way
Nechung Monastery, Tibet
__________________ Hitting the Ball is the easiest part of the game-hitting it effectively is the most difficult. Why trust instinct when there is a science."1-G.
Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Mike O.
Hey Greg!!!! Good to see you out here!!! So it's "Mrs." Mike O now??? Wow Greg that's great . . . . you finally saved up enough cash and had the operation huh? Congrats!!! . . . . perfect timing with the whole Prop 8 deal now you and Mike can really get married. That's so great Greg. Have you decided on your girl name now that you are a chick? How about "Man"dy? Or A"man"da?
Anyway Greg that's so great that you are a girl now . . . .I bet you are pretty too. What did they do about the whole sweater by Darwin deal? Will the estrogin take care of that?
Well congrats again dude . . . I mean girl. I'm soooooo happy for y'all.
Bucket,
Copy and save this post- my attorney may need it in the future- and if anything happens to me- please use this as evidence. Please make these notes - "I'll O.K." spelled backwards- that's right - Kill. Notice that he doesn't say everyone and Mike O.!! Make sure that you have them make a thorough investigation of Ted's Trunk for DNA material. Look for my body buried under a cement slab - Note: "Balls" spelled backwards - Slabb!!! When I go missing - sneak over to his house and dig up his driveway - if you don't find me there - head around back to his Patio and dig that up- if I'm not there dig up the foundation!!! You need to promise me - in fact any members that have appreciated - just one post that I've ever made - please commit to following this plan out as one act celebrating my life - if something should happen to me - which I think will happen if I understand the secret codes that I'm seeing in this post.
What is wood chipper and coffee grinder spelled backwards? (Can't find the body?)
Mrs. Mike O,
When do you think we'll get the insurance check, sweetie?
Love, Snookums
my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.
B. J. Hathaway, G.S.E.B., M.C.I.
I'm take'n NAMES!!
Hybrid Mode
