[12 piece bucket]

Hi Everyone,
This is Mrs. Mike O. and well my husband has been missing for 24 hours now and I'm afraid something terrible has happened. Any help that you could provide- I would be deeply indebted to you and if you could find his body - I would give that person my dead husband's entire Homer Kelley Golfing Machine collection.

Sincerely,


Mrs. Mike O.

Hey Greg!!!! Good to see you out here!!! So it's "Mrs." Mike O now??? Wow Greg that's great . . . . you finally saved up enough cash and had the operation huh? Congrats!!! . . . . perfect timing with the whole Prop 8 deal now you and Mike can really get married. That's so great Greg. Have you decided on your girl name now that you are a chick? How about "Man"dy? Or A"man"da?

Anyway Greg that's so great that you are a girl now . . . .I bet you are pretty too. What did they do about the whole sweater by Darwin deal? Will the estrogin take care of that?

Well congrats again dude . . . I mean girl. I'm soooooo happy for y'all.