[YodasLuke]

Bucket,
Copy and save this post- my attorney may need it in the future- and if anything happens to me- please use this as evidence. Please make these notes - "I'll O.K." spelled backwards- that's right - Kill. Notice that he doesn't say everyone and Mike O.!! Make sure that you have them make a thorough investigation of Ted's Trunk for DNA material. Look for my body buried under a cement slab - Note: "Balls" spelled backwards - Slabb!!! When I go missing - sneak over to his house and dig up his driveway - if you don't find me there - head around back to his Patio and dig that up- if I'm not there dig up the foundation!!! You need to promise me - in fact any members that have appreciated - just one post that I've ever made - please commit to following this plan out as one act celebrating my life - if something should happen to me - which I think will happen if I understand the secret codes that I'm seeing in this post.

What is wood chipper and coffee grinder spelled backwards? (Can't find the body?)

Mrs. Mike O,
When do you think we'll get the insurance check, sweetie?
Love, Snookums