[Mike O]

I didn't have to use the taser, like I did with you.

So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?

P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!