I didn't have to use the taser, like I did with you.
So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?
P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!
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So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?
P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!
Reminds me of that time you went to the big house for exposing yourself at that 96 year-old lady's birthday party . . . you were getting those cops to hit you with the taser because it made you "tingle" . . . but it got real ugly when you had to spend the night . . . "Oh darn I seemed to have dropped the soap again."
Reminds me of that time you went to the big house for exposing yourself at that 96 year-old lady's birthday party . . . you were getting those cops to hit you with the taser because it made you "tingle" . . . but it got real ugly when you had to spend the night . . . "Oh darn I seemed to have dropped the soap again."
Yeah I was at the throw down for that 96 yearold chick too. I was hittin' on her baby sister Edna. We were dancin' to some Tone Loc and I broke it down with the alligator bob. Her baby-daddy, Gilbert, hit me with a walker. Before I knew it was catchin' a beatin' from all kinds of durable medical equipment. The cops came and locked me and Mike up . . .
Yeah I was at the throw down for that 96 yearold chick too. I was hittin' on her baby sister Edna. We were dancin' to some Tone Loc and I broke it down with the alligator bob. Her baby-daddy, Gilbert, hit me with a walker. Before I knew it was catchin' a beatin' from all kinds of durable medical equipment. The cops came and locked me and Mike up . . .
NO JUSTICE . . . NO PEACE.
I must be out of the loop. What's a Tone Loc, and how does one dance to it?
So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?
P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!
I hadn't played in two weeks, so it took me a couple of days to get back to solid contact. I shot 71 in the Pro-Am on Sunday, but putting was the only reason. I only hit six greens in regulation and had 24 putts. My highlight was dunking an eagle from 117 on a 607 yard par five. I hit the ball poorly on Monday of the Griffin and shot 78 with some doubles. But, I shot 70 on Tuesday with a 33 on the back. I did the same thing on the last day at the Atlanta Open, with a 33 on the back.
In my last five tournament rounds, I've had three rounds under par. 77, 71, 71, 78, & 70. So, I'm very happy considering my work load. I'd have to stop teaching as much in order to play any better.
So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?
Ted,
Most of the forum members may not know that - that is my dog in your post#18. It took me a year to train him to react like that when I say "12 Piece Bucket!" But he's fully trained. I've still have 10 more dogs to train before I head to North Carolina.
It did look like you were playing great- based on the score card etc. Nice job! 24 putts!: That's sick! Here I make a nice post on your game and you gotta stab me in the back - knowing that I've got a stab, hurky, yip, convulsive, epileptic seizure putting stroke! OK- I know where you stand- so you're on Bucket's team - fine, fine!!! I'll make a note of that.
P.S. I only used three smilie icons- under the Bagger dictatorship the limit is 8- so much for a free economy! Maybe when he stops looking for his beat up Top Flite in the rough- he'll do something productive around here! I know Lynn will probably post to protect him- how much work he's put in etc.- but something must be done- an uprising is in the air!!!
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