I was thinking that a name change might be in order: Richieneedsto3Jack...
...that would be if anyone had the hope of beating him.
Well, you need to be careful of whom you give strokes to. Particularly one older friend of mine who I can barely beat from the same tees wanting me to give him 8 strokes.
Well, you need to be careful of whom you give strokes to. Particularly one older friend of mine who I can barely beat from the same tees wanting me to give him 8 strokes.
3JACK
You need new friends. I prefer the friend that you beg to give four a side, so that the match would be closer to even. But, his ego won't allow him to accept strokes. More importantly, he talks disparagingly about your game in front of others and wants to play for $500 a round. I'll have to introduce you to Doug, a.k.a. my 401K plan.
I once played a pro that had an ego bigger than Doug's, but he didn't pay. I prefer those with arms long enough to reach into pockets.
I once played a pro that had an ego bigger than Doug's, but he didn't pay. I prefer those with arms long enough to reach into pockets.
Oooh, welching on a bet is sacrilege back from my hometown. I got housed a couple of months ago playing 6-6-6 and I had the lowest net score. Still paid up.
'Hey Moose, Rocco...help the judge find his wallet.'
Oooh, welching on a bet is sacrilege back from my hometown. I got housed a couple of months ago playing 6-6-6 and I had the lowest net score. Still paid up.
'Hey Moose, Rocco...help the judge find his wallet.'
3JACK
He couldn't find his wallet, but at least I got the pro to sign the scorecard (32 for nine). It's one of my best keepsakes. He and his sidekick were double teaming me and Barney Fife didn't pay either. Retributive justice occurred at a seminar when the sidekick laid the sod over a drive in front of a crowd of pros. He may have hit 12 inches behind the ball. I think he was using the "D" plane. That was worth the price of admission.