What are the fundamental alignments of a good Pivot?

[Mike O]

Daryl,

If you start bringing closets into these posts, Mike O and the Bucket will go off on about a 50 post threadjack. I have seen it . It is not pretty.

Back to regular programming...

UPP in cold Ohio

Listen Buzzard breath! Don't be crapping on my boy Bucket- I did a little investigation and in 2 1/2 weeks he's posted more than you have since you joined on 01-20-2005. Now what does that say? That's right- Bucket is one sick puppy!

Now for the question of the day- Where did I pull this post from? Hint:

For the content of the day- Contrary to common golf forum belief- "Feel is always real"- It's understanding how and why it's real that is important. So, when you change your by-line grasshopper- I know it will be time for you to leave and go out into the world. Until then - keep thinking that the stick that is halfway in the water - is bent, or that you can't trust your senses because they "mis-lead" you and that when the tree falls in the forest- there is no sound unless someone is there to hear it.

[12 piece bucket]

Now for the question of the day- Where did I pull this post from? Hint:

For the content of the day- Contrary to common golf forum belief- "Feel is always real"- It's understanding how and why it's real that is important. So, when you change your by-line grasshopper- I know it will be time for you to leave and go out into the world. Until then - keep thinking that the stick that is halfway in the water - is bent, or that you can't trust your senses because they "mis-lead" you and that when the tree falls in the forest- there is no sound unless someone is there to hear it.

Hey dork . . . you can't just blow up the dude's world . . . and then walk off. It's like you used to do those cows at the state fair tour you did . . . love 'em and leave 'em . . . you feel good but what about the cow? All crushed . . .

Tell HIM WHY!!!

[Uppndownn]

Two down.....48 to go. Buzzard breath? Not bad, Mike O.

I knew the "c" word would have you both out here, like white on rice!

It may be a while before we get back to any regular programming. But that is .............the way it is here in cyberspace. And I, for one, like it!

UPP in back from the golf show and bought nothing Ohio

[Daryl]

Two down.....48 to go. Buzzard breath? Not bad, Mike O.

I knew the "c" word would have you both out here, like white on rice!

It may be a while before we get back to any regular programming. But that is .............the way it is here in cyberspace. And I, for one, like it!

UPP in back from the golf show and bought nothing Ohio

How was the show? What kind of cool stuff ya see?

[Uppndownn]

The show was consistent with others we have here annually. Some good deals on last years stuff, not much cutting edge merchandise. Lots of shoes and windshirts. Before the internet, these shows were about the only way to get "deals" for the average Joe. Long Driver Brian Pavlet was there, along with a trick shot artist.......did not get his name. Hank Haney is coming in today and I think tomorrow. I wish it was our Youthful Green Guy instead. Maybe next year....

UPP in snowy Ohio

[Yoda]

. . . I wish it was our Old Green Guy instead.....

[Bold emphasis by Yoda.]

That does it!

I'm gonna color my hair, go on a diet, start working out and do the botox thing.

I will not go gently into that good night!



Starting next month . . .

[Uppndownn]

That does it!

I'm gonna color my hair, go on a diet, start working out and do the botox thing.

I will not go gently into that good night!



Starting next month . . .

Original post edited. You are the youngest looking 900 year old I have ever seen. And the most enlightened!

UPP in Oops Ohio

[Mike O]

Hey dork . . . you can't just blow up the dude's world . . . and then walk off. It's like you used to do those cows at the state fair tour you did . . . love 'em and leave 'em . . . you feel good but what about the cow? All crushed . . .

Tell HIM WHY!!!

I don't force feed cows! If you disagree then tell me why and I'll try to prove my point! If you agree or don't care - then there is no reason for me to ramble on incoherently! By the way Bucket- I find it rude and politically insensitive to bring up Cows just because UPP is from Ohio! Why all this anger with the Cow versus Pig thing- hasn't your therapist explored this subject matter with you - doesn't it all come from U mama?

[Uppndownn]

I don't force feed cows! If you disagree then tell me why and I'll try to prove my point! If you agree or don't care - then there is no reason for me to ramble on incoherently! By the way Bucket- I find it rude and politically insensitive to bring up Cows just because UPP is from Ohio! Why all this anger with the Cow versus Pig thing- hasn't your therapist explored this subject matter with you - doesn't it all come from U mama?

Mike,

Good luck.

Your pal in snowy Ohio

[12 piece bucket]

I don't force feed cows! If you disagree then tell me why and I'll try to prove my point! If you agree or don't care - then there is no reason for me to ramble on incoherently! By the way Bucket- I find it rude and politically insensitive to bring up Cows just because UPP is from Ohio! Why all this anger with the Cow versus Pig thing- hasn't your therapist explored this subject matter with you - doesn't it all come from U mama?

You're just like a woman . . . you brought it up . . . I was just giving you a chance to make your point.

Mike O: Does this dress make me look fat?

Bucket: No it makes you look like a shaved down woman from the planet of the apes . . .

Mike O: I can't believe you think I'm fat!

Bucket: Well it's not the dress that makes you look fat . . . It's the FAT THAT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.

Mike O: You are sooooo insensitive . .. I'm going shopping I don't have anything to wear.

Bucket: Fix me a turkey pot pie you beeeeeotch.