great new product idea

[YodasLuke]

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK . . .

Tragedy...

[efnef]

Tragedy...

It's only words...

[12 piece bucket]

Tragedy...

nOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

[YodasLuke]

nOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

You know I love ya man, even though you can comb the hair on your back.

[neil]

I am about to unveil a new training aid-
The Hitters Thong.
This little beauty is a small pouch model that has a patented two layer pouch.
In between the layers lives a small colony of fire ants,a small trap door in the pouch connects via a motion sensor in the peak of the cap,so if you move your head the ants go free.
In addition ,the de-luxe model has a tazer wired in which connects via bluetooth to the #3pressure point,so if you lose lag pressure you quickly regain it via the patented "tazer reminder".

All for one easy payment of $50.
Fitting is extra.Our certified installer[Bucket]
will decide how much to charge after the initial test run.
Extra Fire Ants are available -call for a quote 1-800- bucket{authorised installer]

[YodasLuke]

I am about to unveil a new training aid-
The Hitters Thong.
This little beauty is a small pouch model that has a patented two layer pouch.
In between the layers lives a small colony of fire ants,a small trap door in the pouch connects via a motion sensor in the peak of the cap,so if you move your head the ants go free.
In addition ,the de-luxe model has a tazer wired in which connects via bluetooth to the #3pressure point,so if you lose lag pressure you quickly regain it via the patented "tazer reminder".

All for one easy payment of $50.
Fitting is extra.Our certified installer[Bucket]
will decide how much to charge after the initial test run.
Extra Fire Ants are available -call for a quote 1-800- bucket{authorised installer]

I would suggest a change. The ants aren't severe enough. If you can reconfigure the apparatus to have the taser in both models, I'll buy ten each. My students will love them. Great ideas!

[neil]

I would suggest a change. The ants aren't severe enough. If you can reconfigure the apparatus to have the taser in both models, I'll buy ten each. My students will love them. Great ideas!

An early prototype utilised a small explosive device ,but tests revealed that hitters had more trouble with this than they did with centrifugal force.It was about this time in the R&D that we had to scale down the pouch size.
Bucket is on the way-you really want Ten?.May have to move to a bigger facility.$$$$$$$$

[12 piece bucket]

You know I love ya man, even though you can comb the hair on your back.

This coming from a man that is so ugly he has to sneek up on the mirror to see his reflection . . .

[YodasLuke]

This coming from a man that is so ugly he has to sneek up on the mirror to see his reflection . . .

My mom waited until I was 30 to tell me why I had to hang the steak around my neck to get Smiley to play with me.

[12 piece bucket]

My mom waited until I was 30 to tell me why I had to hang the steak around my neck to get Smiley to play with me.

I used to make out with that chick.