[12 piece bucket]

Actually, Bucket, the Champ has you to thank for his success. Don't you remember the night of his 10th Anniversary party at his home in Orlando? Brian and Kimberly invited all participants in our LBG Academy at Falcon's Fire to the celebration, and you used pool cues as dowels to show him Impact Fix and the Magic of the Right Forearm.

"Wow, Bucket!" I recall him saying. "I can use this!"

Holy Cow . . . . there goes the witness protection program deal! Wow . . . . that was good time! Actually I think that conversation was about the visual equivalents as described in the 5th edtion where Mr. Kelley talks about the Angle of Approach being parallel to the On-Plane Right Forearm . . . . I figured after that conversation and Teddy Ballgame slinging the pool cues around he'd be shanking it . . . . I still contend I got better hair than he does. If I had had my product with me . . . .

Please note any of you goobers that wish to reproduce my image or if your wife wants to print it out for material . . . my people will be contacting you for royalty payment.