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Old 01-01-1970, 12:00 AM
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Uh Jack, Could We Talk

Delaware Golf wrote:



...for an introduction into using component variations, I recommend you go to Jack Nicklaus for guidence.

DG



DG,

"Hey, thanks for the 'heads-up!' I had no idea Jack had competed his AuthorizedInstructor training! Guess he'll be posting on the site any day now,huh?

Anyway, great idea! I'm going to give it a try! Thanks again!"


Let's see now. Hmmmm....How am I going to approach The Great Man?

Eureka! I've got it! I'll call him on the phone now!

Ring. Ring.

icon_cool.gif"TheGreat One here. You know, The Golden Bear. And none of thosecracks about The Olden Bear. They're not funny."

"Uh, Jack, this is Yoda, and I really appreciate your taking mycall."

icon_cool.gif"Noproblem, Green Thing. What's on your mind?"

"Jack, we need to talk."

icon_cool.gif"Talk?Sure, kid...whadya say your name was?"

"Yoda, Sir."

icon_cool.gif"Okay,Yoder, what do you want to talk about?"

"Oh Jack, thank you. Thank you so much! I need your helpwith the Four Barrel Power Accumulator concept in 10-4-D!"

icon_cool.gif"The what?"

"You know, Jack! 10-4-D! And the other CompatibleComponent Variations per Chapters 12 and 13! The Four AccumulatorStroke with a 10-2-B V/V/A Grip, Standard Left Wrist Action per 10-18-A ontothe Elbow Plane with a Double Shift, followed by Maximum Lag Loading, Maximum TriggerDelay and a Snap Release with Dual Horizontal Hinge Action per 10-10-D through8-10 to Both Arms Straight in 8-11!"

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"Jack?"

"........"

"Jack?"

"......."

"Jack...?"

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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again."

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