[Yoda]

I’ve been preparing for my lesson and I think I’ve got it figured out. Additionally, I’ve been reviewing the lesson videos available in the Gallery to adjust my expectations.

Yoda. What’s it going to be like?

Will we interact as in the Collin Neeman Lessons or more like Vickie Lake?

With apologies to the late Senator Lloyd Bentsen

: I know Vickie Lake. Vickie Lake is a friend of mine. And Daryl, you're no Vickie Lake. Besides . . . the 'red boots' look is not you!

Do you have a specific Lesson-Plan?

Me? Plan ahead? Fuggeddaboud it! Seriously, we'll go through the Basic Motion curriculum and focus on the areas that offer the potential for the greatest improvement. We'll begin with the 'first wobbly point' and go from there.

Should I review an outline of the Lesson-Plan to better prepare?

Sure. Head to 12-5-0/1/2/3 and bone-up. [Bucket, do not go there!]


I noticed that there are no tables and chairs in any of the videos. Are we allowed to sit down?

Only in the bathroom.


Should I buy a New Glove?

Yes. With all due respect, it's time to retire 'Old Glory'.


I suppose that “The Swamp” is the venue. Are there many people practicing on Saturdays? Does the Range have yardage markers?

Si. Mi Swamp is su Swamp! Muchos peopleos. But we'll have a private area. Re yardage markers: We have striped poles and a Big Dawg sign out about 320. That ought to do it!

Do I need bug spray?

And I thought we were friends.