[12 piece bucket]

Ya, but what has that got to do with Bucket? Hmm?

True Story:

I was in Michigan about Ten years ago and wanted to play this new Golf Course. It’s so big that the distance between Green and Tee Box is minimum 1/4 mile. Huge.
I called for a tee time but the Course was closed on Sundays till 11:00 am. I thought that was strange but I reserved 11:00 am anyway.
When I arrived, the woman at the Pro Shop Counter asked:
Woman: Could I see your Church Bulletin?
Me: I don’t have one.
Woman: I could give you a 10% discount if you have one.
Me: "Where can I get one?"
She raised her hand and shook her finger at me. I shot a 92.

By the way: Golf Course Alcohol Policy: Forbidden

That don't make no sense . .. what are you supposed to do? Go to Sunday school and nab a bulletin when you skip "Big" Church?

I may be wrong about this . . . but isn't St. Andrews closed on Sundays?