[12 piece bucket]

Matt, It's not how good you play- the only important thing is how good you can make people think you play'd - after the round is finished.
Ah! Yesterday I shot 62 - 9 under par (you know- something like that- when you really shot 102) If you need more information on this PM Bucket- he's an expert.

Hey dipstick I AM Matt . . . why do I need to send myself a PM??? I'm coming to apply for a job at that quickcashcheckcenter you try to pass off as a bank . . . make sure you got on clean underwear when I show up to take your spot as Assistant Vice President to the Guy That Pushes The Mop (or should I say Drags . . . DRAG would be much more appropriate for several reasons).

See you in the morning . . . you still wear the Lavern sweater with the "L" on it . . . or did you just stamp the L on that night stand you call a forehead?