[Mike O]

Dinglebucket:

You negativity may indeed threaten this game of liar's poker. Why would someone hit their wedge over and over to a one hundred yard flag on the range? Why would you hit your six iron over and over on the range? Why did the chicken cross the road?

Don't worry MAC- we've been dealing with him for awhile now. In fact, realizing that you have to work with him- most of the forum members kicked in some money and you should have a gift delivered soon. I think last year we bought his wife a Mercedes- you probably didn't see it though- as I heard he traded it for a set of clubs on ebay. Make sure you are the first one to get the mail all next week- I wouldn't want any somebody to prevent your package from getting to you.

Bagger,
That was MAC's 6th post - go ahead and email him the secret password- he's now official.

Finally, MAC - RC says he won't write any insurance on buildings in California- what's he worried about "a little earthquake?!"- maybe you'll be able to handle my insurance needs.