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Mike O · #22 04-17-2007, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket

Wonder if he could hook a brutha up with a loan? Mikey's saving up for the big operation and all.

Bucket will be a groupie at the Wachovia next month. Can't wait to see that action again live and in person . . . I even got me a new wife beater and some toof paste for the affair.

I plan on making my presence felt on TV too! Instead of hollerin' "UDAMAN!!!!" listen for Bucket's lispy southern drawl hollerin' "THERE AIN'T NO ANGLE OF APPROACH TO AN ANGLE OF APPROACH!!!! WOOOOOO!!! DOGGIE!!!" I'm pretty sure that will be all the rage in a year or two . . . y'all heard it here first!

It is true- up until last week I have been loaning Bucket vast sums of money- he is $1.3 million in debt to me- all used to buy game fixing gadgets. As of last week- I refused to loan additional money to 12 piece bucket- I have tired of the old line "But really this new gadget is the final piece of the puzzle!".

Plus, as he mentions - I am saving up for a new operation that will completely erase all memory of Bucket from my mind- very expensive but evidently a potential huge source of revenue for the surgeons- as they have had many, many requests for this very same surgery- including his wife (ooh!- ouch!)

Finally, I hate to give advice to the grease bucket but for the sake of all Southerner's- I would suggest that you yell "THERE AIN'T NO ANGLE OF APPROACH TO AN ANGLE OF APPROACH PROCEDURE!" "WOOOOO DOGGIE!"

I could say more but I need to go- I haven't been able to locate my medicine for the last couple of days and it is getting bad!

Mike O.