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In case we have any Swedes digesting this thread. I believe a mullet is what we in Sweden call hockeyfrilla.
(hockeyfrilla means "ice hockey haircut").

Definition of hockeyfrilla:

• Designed for bearers of a ice hockey helmets.
• Intention is to have hair flying behind you (from under the helmet) while still looking reasonably ok (face-on.) on family events. A combo; "Cool and slick at the same time".
• 3:1 rule: Rear hair at least 3 times longer than front hair
• Other than during a short period in the 80:s considered outrageously tasteless
• Variations include the "serial killer hockey", "trailer park hockey" and "preacher hockey"

Standard hockey


Serial killer hockey


Please see this page for further reference.

I think I can safely say for us Americans that we thought that those who lived in the frozen northern wastes of Europe had no sense of humor.
With that post, you have proven us sadly wrong.
I haven't laughed that hard in ages.