Ok boys . . . let's help each other out. If you REALLY want to help your game, this is where we should start.
What is the MOST deceitful dispicable dishonest LIE that you have told your wife/significant other/baby's mama so you could sneak away to the golf course or practice range?
Let's hear how creative you bunch of Koolaid slurpers really are . . .
I ain't talking about the old stand-bys either like . . .
"I had a meeting that ran a bit long sweetheart."
"I was shopping early for our 60th anniversary."
"I decided to take your mother to lunch."
"I went to the Dr. Phil show to get some pointers on improving our relationship and to figure out how to get you to . . . SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
I don't have to lie anymore got rid of her Just kidding, no more lies for me. I found a solution to my addition with the G.O.L.F. I work by a golf course that is 4 minutes from my work. Lunch time is my favorite part of my day. My lunch is white crack best diet ever; One or two buckets of white crack I am good to go (Tuesday,Wednesday,Thrusday) and Monday night from 7:00PM PST till 10:00PM PST All you can hit white crack till the Lights go out. Friday,Saturday and Sunday Family time. How good does it get. I try to squeeze in a round or two between wife and kids activities.
I don't have to lie anymore got rid of her Just kidding, no more lies for me. I found a solution to my addition with the G.O.L.F. I work by a golf course that is 4 minutes from my work. Lunch time is my favorite part of my day. My lunch is white crack best diet ever; One or two buckets of white crack I am good to go (Tuesday,Wednesday,Thrusday) and Monday night from 7:00PM PST till 10:00PM PST All you can hit white crack till the Lights go out. Friday,Saturday and Sunday Family time. How good does it get. I try to squeeze in a round or two between wife and kids activities.
Regards
Ball Turf
Hey Bud,
I play golf whenever I want...I have no wife to contend with...
I don't have to lie anymore got rid of her Just kidding, no more lies for me. I found a solution to my addition with the G.O.L.F. I work by a golf course that is 4 minutes from my work. Lunch time is my favorite part of my day. My lunch is white crack best diet ever; One or two buckets of white crack I am good to go (Tuesday,Wednesday,Thrusday) and Monday night from 7:00PM PST till 10:00PM PST All you can hit white crack till the Lights go out. Friday,Saturday and Sunday Family time. How good does it get. I try to squeeze in a round or two between wife and kids activities.
Regards
Ball Turf
You got it made dude! Is the handicap trending down?
Now that you're all hyped up on the crack . . . got get them kiddies hooked on crack too. My oldest is 4. I gave him some crack. He thought it was a sword. Still bruised on my ankles. Some have violent reactions when on crack.
How's her sister look? Does she have all her teeth? If she doesn't have a sister . . . How's her brother look?
No sister, sorry. I'd fix you up with her brother, but he doesn't play. Why don't we play sometime, I'll drive up from Pinehurst and meet you! You can introduce me to REAL BBQ.
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A mile from the place that golf calls home
No sister, sorry. I'd fix you up with her brother, but he doesn't play. Why don't we play sometime, I'll drive up from Pinehurst and meet you! You can introduce me to REAL BBQ.
Works for me. I could probably be talked into driving down your way. We could recruit Eddie Cox and Annikan Skywalker. You won't learn much from me, but those boys are for real.
Just kidding, no more lies for me. I found a solution to my addition with the G.O.L.F. I work by a golf course that is 4 minutes from my work. Lunch time is my favorite part of my day. My lunch is white crack best diet ever; One or two buckets of white crack I am good to go (Tuesday,Wednesday,Thrusday) and Monday night from 7:00PM PST till 10:00PM PST All you can hit white crack till the Lights go out. Friday,Saturday and Sunday Family time. How good does it get.
I try to squeeze in a round or two between wife and kids activities.
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