[12 piece bucket]

Ok boys . . . let's help each other out. If you REALLY want to help your game, this is where we should start.

What is the MOST deceitful dispicable dishonest LIE that you have told your wife/significant other/baby's mama so you could sneak away to the golf course or practice range?

Let's hear how creative you bunch of Koolaid slurpers really are . . .

I ain't talking about the old stand-bys either like . . .

"I had a meeting that ran a bit long sweetheart."
"I was shopping early for our 60th anniversary."
"I decided to take your mother to lunch."
"I went to the Dr. Phil show to get some pointers on improving our relationship and to figure out how to get you to . . . SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"