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Dude . . . You have been hoodwinked by your Mommy or somebody. You ain't never had no minter' cheeze samich? The horror . . .

I can imagine you've never had livermush and mayonaise slapped on white bread? Have you ever poured a pack of peanuts in a Grap Sodee? Ever had a fried twinkie? Potted Meat and crackers? Pickled Eggs? PB and nanner samich? Pinrose and saltines?

You gotta broaden them culinary horizons. Your heart won't love you but man your tastebuds . . . LIVE.

Uh, Dude, you forgot Vianny Sausages and cheese on Ritz Crackers with just a hint of worm goo (off your fingers) from the bait bucket, eaten in an aluminum fishin' boat in the middle of the lake.