LBG Homecoming Classic

[Mike O]

To be sure, I haven't played much golf in the past year or two. But I'm graduating this May and starting to embark on the job hunt.

Depending on where I end up this summer after graduation -- something that is still very much up in the air -- I'd love to sharpen up my game and make the trip. If things work out, it'd be great to see Lynn and Ted again. And it would no doubt be fun to meet some of the other knowledgeable contributors to this site.

We'll see how the next few months go!

Matt, It's not how good you play- the only important thing is how good you can make people think you play'd - after the round is finished.
Ah! Yesterday I shot 62 - 9 under par (you know- something like that- when you really shot 102) If you need more information on this PM Bucket- he's an expert.

[Mike O]

Mike,

Please don't think ill of me. In a moment of weakness, I allowed myself to sit in on the Bucket & Mike O Game.

Sorry.

Consider my 'darts' Valentine's Day practice.

Green Machine- You just can't leave the game on your own free will - once entered. It's much like the Jumanji game- easy to play - not easy to leave! Bucket's on his way to your house- to introduce you to the secret handshake and various rituals to induct you- make sure the wife and kids aren't around- it's not going to be pretty.

[Mike O]

ABORT PLAN . . . He's finally figured it out!!! I'm everybody on this site you debilitated degenerate moron . . . I can't believe it . . .it was going to be me and you and a banjo and a motel room . . .

Back to the drawing board.

I feel the love! You just have a difficult time expressing it. I understand it's been a tough life- when you look like you do - things are not easy! By the way- are those bananas coming from where I think they are coming from?

[12 piece bucket]

Matt, It's not how good you play- the only important thing is how good you can make people think you play'd - after the round is finished.
Ah! Yesterday I shot 62 - 9 under par (you know- something like that- when you really shot 102) If you need more information on this PM Bucket- he's an expert.

Hey dipstick I AM Matt . . . why do I need to send myself a PM??? I'm coming to apply for a job at that quickcashcheckcenter you try to pass off as a bank . . . make sure you got on clean underwear when I show up to take your spot as Assistant Vice President to the Guy That Pushes The Mop (or should I say Drags . . . DRAG would be much more appropriate for several reasons).

See you in the morning . . . you still wear the Lavern sweater with the "L" on it . . . or did you just stamp the L on that night stand you call a forehead?

[12 piece bucket]

Green Machine- You just can't leave the game on your own free will - once entered. It's much like the Jumanji game- easy to play - not easy to leave! Bucket's on his way to your house- to introduce you to the secret handshake and various rituals to induct you- make sure the wife and kids aren't around- it's not going to be pretty.

Hey Mike . . . this is strange man . . . I looked under the driver's seat/bunk bed in your van to get the duck tape and lighter fluid . . . I found something strange under there sitting under the crack pipe . . .

There was some XXL women's drawz with big brown streaks in 'em . . . somebody wrote "Property of Ted Fort" on the waist band . . .

Should I mail those to him with the lotion you promised him?

Are you SURE that Lynn's house is the one with the orange Vega on blocks with the mermaid with the huge rack air brushed on the hood?

[12 piece bucket]

I feel the love! You just have a difficult time expressing it. I understand it's been a tough life- when you look like you do - things are not easy! By the way- are those bananas coming from where I think they are coming from?

Same place from whence you pulled this post . . .

Mike -O-No-I-Want-Be-On-No-Golf-Forums-No-MO.

[Mike O]

Same place from whence you pulled this post . . .

Mike -O-No-I-Want-Be-On-No-Golf-Forums-No-MO.

Same old material! Take some medication otherwise you're going to either blow a gasket or shoot right through 3000 posts in a few days.\

P.S. Glad you missed me!

[12 piece bucket]

Same old material! Take some medication otherwise you're going to either blow a gasket or shoot right through 3000 posts in a few days.\

P.S. Glad you missed me!

Well you can go on back under your rock now that I have this cat Daryl to badger to death.

[Bagger Lance]

Did I forget to mention that YodaMiles and YodaAwards only apply to the "Lesson Tee" portion of this forum?

I'm working up the program details if anyone has any suggestions.

[12 piece bucket]

Did I forget to mention that YodaMiles and YodaAwards only apply to the "Lesson Tee" portion of this forum?

I'm working up the program details if anyone has any suggestions.

I knew Mama would come in here and try to clean this romper room up . . .

You need to take your shoes back off and go pick up the broom . . .

Don't you have some Oprah reruns to watch or something???

Have you not read the description of this forum??? We don't do Time Out and Happy Stickers and all that pyschobabbleB.S. in here . . . we just ROLL STRAIGHT JACKET PSYCHO . . .

POSTS IN HERE STAND DOUBLE!!!!!!!!

Now get back in the closet . . . before I send Daryl in there to talk some inane garbage to you for about 5 hours . . . I'm NOT PLAYING . . . I WILL DO IT!!!