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03-07-2010 07:51 PM |
And here's another good one from the man
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean1
(Post 71341)
Thanks OB. :-)
Sir Winston was campaigning one time and a woman yelled from the audience:
"Sir, if you were my husband I would poison your tee!"
Sir Winston's response:
"Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!"
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“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
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