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Old 03-05-2008, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by elliskit View Post
John 20:27-29
Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
And Thomas answered and said unto him, My LORD and my God.
Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
Ya, but what has that got to do with Bucket? Hmm?

True Story:

I was in Michigan about Ten years ago and wanted to play this new Golf Course. It’s so big that the distance between Green and Tee Box is minimum 1/4 mile. Huge.
I called for a tee time but the Course was closed on Sundays till 11:00 am. I thought that was strange but I reserved 11:00 am anyway.
When I arrived, the woman at the Pro Shop Counter asked:
Woman: Could I see your Church Bulletin?
Me: I don’t have one.
Woman: I could give you a 10% discount if you have one.
Me: "Where can I get one?"
She raised her hand and shook her finger at me. I shot a 92.

By the way: Golf Course Alcohol Policy: Forbidden
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